I laughed so hard I cried at this!!
Aim: Â Spin around for 30 seconds with your arms out and looking at the sky. Stop spinning and then try to take a penalty!
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I laughed so hard I cried at this!!
Aim: Â Spin around for 30 seconds with your arms out and looking at the sky. Stop spinning and then try to take a penalty!
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YES! I’ve finally found the secret formula for Fat Loss and Fitness whilst holidaying in Malaysia!!
Seriously though, whilst walking through the shops in Langkawi, I came across the above in the tea section. Maybe this is why there are no gyms here on Langkawi?!!
As posted previously, the diet here comprises of fresh foods and fruit, nothing processed, hardly anything packaged. This must say something?
There are NO secret potions, pills or powders that will give sustainable fat loss or fitness benefits. It will just be hard work on the fitness front, and sensible, fresh, natural eating to give you maintainable weight loss, sustained energy and vitality, and a healthy life.
Oh, and a touch of sunshine always helps!
One more day and then off to Oz for the next update!
A quick pic of our beach! 😉
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We had it forecast, but still waking up this morning, this was the view from the back of our house! OK, to some of my readers in ‘snowy’ countries it may not look a lot but in England, this is quite severe!
I was supposed to have a busy day today, with 8 PT clients – I now have zero!
Even worse, myself and the family are supposed to be flying to Malaysia and then Australia on Wednesday night, and currently our two main airports are closed, with flight backlogs due to be a problem…….hmmmm we didn’t plan for this?!
Sometimes though, things happen which are outside your control. With these issues, you just have to “ride with them” and make the best of a bad situation. Deal with what you can and plan ahead as per usual.
Only when you are creating your own problems by eating too much too often, eating the bad types of food too often, are you making things harder for yourself, and affecting your OWN outcome.
I’ll just use today as an extra day to pack, plan my upcoming bootcamps further, and then take the kids out for a bit of sledging…..getting an unexpected workout in at the same time!
Here’s to the snow clearing soon……!
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Laughter, and comedy are great stress relievers, and should be integrated into your week to relieve stress, lighten the workload, and to lift your spirits and positive attitudes.
I received the below via email, I hope some of them make you laugh!
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to E spresso.
5. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.
8. Sing Along At The Opera.
9. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
10. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
11. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards theParking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
12. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity –
13. Pick up a box of condoms in the pharmacy, go to the counter, and ask where the fitting rooms are.
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I had limited time for a workout today due to a busy schedule, so at the gym, after a warmup, I set my watch for a 15minute timer. From here I moved from one exercise to the next, completing 15reps at each exercise, with limited rest before the next. I chose multiple muscle exercises like pullups, kettlebell swings, lunge with press, pressups and squats.
Suffice to say by 15mins I was toast!! I collapsed to the matted area, to catch my breath with sweat running off my head! A fair few calories had been burnt!
Just then a middle aged lady asked, “Have you finished on here?” pointing to the Lat pulley.
“I’m definitely done!” I replied!
“What weight did you use?” she asked?
Now, unless she was being competitive, I decided to help out!
I asked her what she was attempting to do, to which she replied, “I’m supposed to be doing 2 x 16 reps, and I’m using weight number 1” Now, I was tired, and exhausted, but this lady needed helping! I rolled over and said, “Well basically, you should be selecting a weight whereby your last 2 reps are getting pretty tough, so therefore you probably need to be selecting a heavier weight, do you think?!”
“Ummmm maybe” she replied, “I have my programme review next week, so maybe I’ll wait til then”
NO!
It is a myth that women will get big by lifting heavy. To get anywhere near “big”, women would need to eat thousands of calories, lift heavy and often, and probably inject a touch of testosterone.
After progressing, you need to start lifting heavier weights. Choose weights which will challenge you around the 8-10 repetition mark. Only then will you start seeing your body change and adapt. You’ll see nothing by using such light weights.
This particular lady probably lifts heavier weights carrying her shopping to the car, lifts her children on a daily basis, or carries the hoover up the stairs. Just because it is called ‘a weight’ it doesn’t mean you need to go light!
Quite why the weights pictured above are sold I do not know. In fact it is laughable that such small weights are made with the intention of using them separately for exercises, when the whole lot together is packaged in a case with a carry handle, meaning you have to carry them all together at some point!
PLEASE, ladies reading, ditch the sub 4kg weights, and allow your body to change for the better!
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Some ideas for our next session courtsey of Euro Training!
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